A blog about everything I love! From Astronomy to music and everything in between. I cover 'sudoscience' - We've got aliens, and conspiracy theories, disclosure, want to ascend? Me too..... Then I spin it the whole other way and give you 'factual science' with cool stuff I've been learning at university. I share choice music, books, funny websites, silly hobbies, people, fun and food. Join me on a crazy ride through my life on this wonderful planet we call Earth!

Wednesday, 31 December 2014

When THE makes all the difference...

Leaning forward she asked, "guys really like the anal don't they?"
I closed my eyes for a beat, holding in a laugh. "It's just called anal. Not the anal."


Christina Lauren




You have yourself a deal

"Okay fine, I'll come. But wear a shirt that shows off your tits so I have something to entertain me if I get bored...."



Christina Lauren









Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Monday, 29 December 2014

The slightly twisted but upbeat ramblings of a girl who should be in bed...

I'm watching fruit get pulverised on a paid presentation about a machine called the nutri bullet. Apparently I can nutri blast my body, which sounds pretty fucking excellent at 1:16 am!
Does it have a safety warning and batteries? If so insert credit card details here.......

To be honest before I got distracted by this path to a healthier lifestyle and no doubt enlightenment via the magic bullet, I was alternating between playing clash of the clans and boom beach so my night has been pretty productive!
In my defence, and because I feel as though you should all know that before this I was reading a book, and I actually got nearly halfway through it in various locations around my house, including; my lounge, a chair near a window, in the bath, and then in my bed. What can I say - I like new and interesting environments to read in.....

Other than that I watched a movie, cooked London Burgers for dinner and had a bath and washed my hair. I also thought many thoughts including but not limited to book ideas, sentence structure, the next book I might read including a short list of my favourites in my 'too read' pile. I also went deep and thought about my Nanna and Grandpa, made a list about all the lists I want to write (yeah I know) I also thought about funny one liners I might like to include in the new book I am writing, then I got thinking about thinking and how much I like it....

I think a lot and it's nearly my favourite thing....

Not like regular thinking,  like 'I need to change these pants cause their dirty' and 'I would love to get my hair done...' I mean real thinking! Like setting aside time to just think! About life, mine and everyone else's, feelings, but it doesn't even have to be deep ... It can be silly or repetitive, but it's time that I like to spend on my own in my own little world where I like to create made up scenarios in my head, where I can think about what I could have said when someone made some remark, and if I had been like a super hero in comebacks that I would have totally run that conversation and been all like yeah, take that wittiness and shove it where the sun don't shine....  - you know stuff like that....

I would also like to address the missing Air Asia plane - is anyone else starting to freak out, and like come up with crazy conspiracy theories about where all these planes are going, especially if I include the othe Malaysian air flight that got bombed down and we are fully aware of the crash site etc - I would just like to pretend that isn't common knowledge and it is assumed missing along with the original Malaysian Airline flight and now this Air Asia one  and put out there that maybe it's like a lost situation but they are in fact all alive and stranded together all three flights on a beach somewhere and are waiting to be rescued but some weird messed up shit is going down and we can't find the island because it has some sort of invisibility shield or something.

Another excellent theory is that Some fucked up rogue militia group has somehow gotten super smart and rich and has access to technology that far surpasses anything we have and somehow remote control operated the planes, scrambled the signal and landed them in some secret location and are hiding them until such times as we complete forget about what happened - like in 10 years or something and then bam here are the planes and people that we have been keeping and they are all fine and it was some twisted social experiment to see how far we would go to find out why all these planes were going missing....

Yep it's been a big day - I probably should go to bed now, because who knows what tomorrow will bring and I really want to be ready for it!!!

I do however have a pretty good idea how the day might go down.....


Tomorrow I will be eating chocolate chip pancakes with butter, honey, banana, and strawberries for breakfast, followed by a shower - which is basically a waste of time, water and something else that I can't think of but is somehow super important and may be they key to this whole post, because I'm going to the beach (weather permitting) where I will be getting amongst the salty water and sandy beach as much as possible. I even have a new beach tent and towel to test drive (insert super smily face here)
Without sounding like a control freak but probably failing miserably, I plan on coming home and re showering where upon I will eat, relax, watch TV, read and basically sloth around until such times as it's socially acceptable to stuff my face once more.

I love the Christmas Holidays :-)






Friday, 26 December 2014

Thursday, 25 December 2014

Merry Christmas everyone.......



 

Merry Christmas everyone - I hope you have a fabulous day xxxxx










Wednesday, 24 December 2014
















My favourite thing......








It's almost christmas .....

I love Christmas time !

I've just finished all my Christmas shopping - well I'm sure I'll make some sort of mad dash to the shops for something or other at the eleventh hour, but I'm almost sure I am done with the bulk of my Christmas shopping, Everything is wrapped up under the tree, and the required foodstuffs have been purchased to consume on the day and to tide me over until such times as the shops resume trading.

 I have been invited to two Christmas parties on the big day, a brunch and a lunch! I'm making vodka cocktails and bringing a cheese plate as my designated dishes. No doubt I will come home in a taxi....

I seriously love this time of year - summer holidays, BBQ's on the beach, swimming, reading, living!
Nothing better.....








Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Last Minute Secret Santa Gift Ideas

Are you on struggle street over what to buy your secret Santa? Never fear - Tara is here! Obviously my first thoughts would be buy them a book. And why not make it my book - it's a contemporary romance novel and they will love it...

You can purchase it at Barnes and Noble Amazon or at my author website






Saturday, 20 December 2014

Friday, 19 December 2014

Wednesday, 17 December 2014




Tuesday, 16 December 2014





Sunday, 14 December 2014
















Saturday, 13 December 2014


You can purchase a copy of Gold Digger, my new contemporary romance novel at my author website, Barnes and Noble or Amazon.







Thursday, 11 December 2014

Tuesday, 9 December 2014

A post about disturbingly fuckable elves

Yeah that's right I said fuckable elves, and your probably like hmmm are elves fuckable? - The answer is yes!

The lovely Jill Hamilton from In Bed with Married Women guides us once again through the unthinkable (but very doable) act of getting hot and heavy with the locals at Christmas time.


The worst part isn't that I spent hours and hours on thisCosmo articletrudging through the backwaters of weird-ass holiday erotica (Santas with boners, Ebenezer Scrooge getting head...elf ass, for fuck's sake.)

No, the worst part is that after all reading so so much about teasing mouths, hardening cocks and the like, I started getting kinda turned on. Yeah. So that happened.

If you want to see what I dredged up, here's the link for  14 Insane Erotica Stories to Get You Through the Winter.  Head over and leave a comment or like or share or something if you're feeling brave. Go on, I'll hold your hand.

And in case you're curious, the one that finally made me realize what was going on with my body was gay erotica in which a mall elf was suggesting sucking a candy cane to tease/torment a mall Santa.  Yes, a mall Santa.  Please don't tell anyone about this.





http://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.com/2014/11/on-disturbingly-fuckable-elves.html




Refresher on novel writing


I was doing my usual social media thing this morning and came across an article that I though y'all might be interested in reading.....


How often I have thought, "It's time to begin a new chapter..."
Fiction echoes our world.
Although difficult in the moment, it is necessary that one sees outside oneself. Applying this idea to novel-writing, it is important to give yourself some freedom, and get perspective.
Here are a list of ideas to try if you are stuck in a rut, your novel feels static, you are sick of your novel, or you are having trouble seeing the future.  Hopefully this list will help to shape your story, and you will be on your way to finding the right words...
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1 . Put your work away!

One week. Two weeks. Don’t open that file! Perspective needs time and space. To see clearly, you must have distance.More »






2 . Cut a character/add a character

Don’t make your work too “precious.” Ask yourself: are these people really necessary? This is a way in which fiction is NOT like life: you will not hurt anyone's feelings if you delete them, and you might find that certain characters can be combined.


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by Rachel Gannon.

3 . Change POV for a paragraph or a chapter.

See what happens! Learn about your characters through your characters.


For more on this article lick this link

http://fictionwriting.about.com/od/novelwriting/tp/Novel-Writing-Refresh.htm



Hi I'm Tara....

I like long walks on the beach, drinking at work and torturing myself late at night with made up scenarios in my head.....






Monday, 8 December 2014

I can neither confirm or deny that I believe in Mermaids.....

I like a bit of conspiracy theory action ever once in a while..... Aliens, megladon, mermaids..... It's all interesting and fun researching. People know this about me and tend to send me links of said events captured on film or some cool doco I have to see. So lately people are like hey Tara have you see the mermaid In The sub YouTube clip or the one at the aquarium and I'm all like no I've only seen a few docos on the bones and skeletons they have found and so I sat watching them and fucking hell it's pretty creepy.... No long golden hair strategically covering what I could only imagine are the most perfect boobs ever seen instead what we get is a translucent alien like thing with webbed hands and eerie eyes that are obviously going to give me nightmares weather it's true or not..... 

I don't know how much of what I have seen is actually real, it could all be a bunch of bullshit but I have always had a very open mind when it comes to strange shit, we would all be very nieave   To think that there isn't anything else to know about the world we live in and all the discoveries have been made..... 




I'll let you decide for yourselves.....


This first one is footage from a sub 3000 meters under the sea 




This second one is from a sea aquarium - this is creepy...








Why summer sux, and other whingey things.....

Why am I so hot and how am I expected to work and think in this heat.... ? I always thought I loved summer time but this humidity is ridick! 
It's 9:25am and I've already had two showers. I woke this morning covered in sweat and doing one of those gasping for air kind of manoeuvres where your hands are stretched out in front of you and you sit straight up.... 
That happens a bit around here in the summer, and I have to say I'm not loving it. Another annoying thing about summer mornings is the fucking flies. There always that one little bastard doing lazy eights around my room and landing on me every third lap until I try and swat him and he goes back to his airborne routine. Other summer hates include hanging clothes on the line, sticky areas behind knees, densely thick air that has been trapped in the car, forgotten sweets in your handbag, the pretentiousness of the Gold Coast, people who cut in front of me in the traffic (i seem to be better equipped to handle it in the winter) Mosquitos and midgies, people who buy the same swimmers as me and turn up at the same beach at the same time and lastly sandy feet!

Hmmm what else can I whinge about on Monday morning because clearly I'm pissed off with life, today, summer and not having any money.....
I drove passed a concrete ute (a ute containing a concreting man this morning) and I'm sitting at the lights and he pulls up beside me - the name of his company Willycrete was hard to miss and if you did he has a huge sticker of some skank bent over in a gstring apparently concreting something but looks rather like she has a block of wood in her hand with some undescript grey stuff all around her feet and legs That I can only assume they want you to think is cum???? The best bit is that underneath Willycrete there in emblazoned letters was 'or will she .....  ' Will she what? Concrete your driveway, give you a blow job while you concrete the driveway? Give herself a blowjob while you concrete the driveway.... oh wait she's a cartoon and the dude driving has a seedy beard and is about 72......


I sat contemplating this and many other things that really don't deserve to be thought about as I waited for my juice to be juiced and headed home Wondering if putting myself back to bed was an option until I remembered the fucking fly! 






Friday, 5 December 2014





Thursday, 4 December 2014

Tuesday, 2 December 2014

That's absurd....



But that's why I like it......weird cool shit - that's my thing!




Do you like to hit it hard? You do. I bet you do! I bet you can hit that soooo hard!

 

























The best things in unlikely places....










I like taking my camera down the beach and getting some cool shots. I'm not a photographer but I do like to take photos.... And I like being in other peoples shots...



The problem here, or the problem that I think people have, is wanting their faces to be in every photo -  like hey, here I am again, on this beach, or at this dinner, look at me - proof that I actually did something - that I was here - I need to prove to myself and the world that I'm that beautiful, and I need to document myself every step of the way. I hate that. 
People often say to me why don't you post more selfies, more pics of your face - and I say fuck that. I know what I look like, I know me.... I dont need to take constant face shots and bombard the world with the fantastic image that is tara. I prefer random shit, the unexpected...like hey look here is my toe on this beach in the South Pacific, or here is my bum as a reflection in this old mirror at a restaurant. 
I'm not opposed to taking pics of myself or others doing so, I just don't seek it...if it happens organically then yay for those of you that want more shots of my face.


That's just me, I'm not going to change....




Storyboard for writers






A bit too ahead of schedule....




I've just found the cover to a book I haven't even written yet.......

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