A blog about everything I love! From Astronomy to music and everything in between. I cover 'sudoscience' - We've got aliens, and conspiracy theories, disclosure, want to ascend? Me too..... Then I spin it the whole other way and give you 'factual science' with cool stuff I've been learning at university. I share choice music, books, funny websites, silly hobbies, people, fun and food. Join me on a crazy ride through my life on this wonderful planet we call Earth!

Saturday, 29 June 2013

Friday, 28 June 2013

I've always done things a little differently. It's kinda my thing!

This blog ~

  1.  is a culmination of my thoughts on many things from just about any subject. 
  2. Its about my novels; Gold Digger, Ally In Disguise and Kitty LaLa. It describes how I write them, what process I go through to write in detail and how long it takes me.
  3. Links to other Authors and websites
  4. My Freelance Writing
  5. What Books I've read
  6. My life, links to my novels and purchase information
  7. What music I like
  8. Funny, Rude, Silly, Serious posts
  9. Awesome pics or libraries, inspiring places, writing quotes, and plenty more.

Writing in Heels - has a little bit of everything - but its mainly all about the writing and lets not forget the heels!!!!

The Period Store

The Period Store  is a place for women to go to order period supplies for themselves and have them sent out in a lovely little box with chocolates and tea and even a piece of art. I came across this site  in my extensive internet travels, and thought I would provide a link for all the lovely ladies out there who might want a bit of a treat around that time of the month!

Track your reading @ Goodreads

Hi - I absolutely love Goodreads - its such a great place to keep track of the books you are reading, want to read and have read! There is even a challenge to keep you on your toes! If you want to add me that would be great!!

Thursday, 27 June 2013

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Get in retard!

My car battery keeps shorting out - well its the connector thingies that go from the motor to the battery. Apparently the car guy said who said he fixed them didn't fix them as well as he thought he did. It's dead again - I so need a new car!
I would like to say a special thank you to the people who have gone out of their way to pick me up and not comment on what a retard I am because it keeps happening!

I've only done this once before....

I'm writing another 'How To' guide for a freelance writing job. It's turning into a fun, interesting and educational experience. I have 35 new articles to write by mid July for a similar website as the first one I wrote for. 2 down 33 to go :-)

I asked you to do something about the temperature, and you said yes. But I'm still freezing!

It's been so cold on the GC lately! The normal, balmy weather has turned into freezing conditions by virtually two in the afternoon overnight!
Unfortunately this cold snap, coupled with the fact that my best friend had a horrific cold not that long ago and her germs seems as though they have lay dormant in my body and has now brought on some sort of 'super bug' that is actually giving me head spins!
It started off as a little tickle in my throat, a few sneezes, followed by a cough that wouldn't go away. This unfortunate experience, unfolded over a period of a week that I attempted to eased somewhat by sucking Strepsils Lozenges and taking panadol! Despite this weak attempt at self medication, ne, guzzling masking agent drugs, I woke up yesterday morning feeling like shit, and by last night it had reached epic proportions! So its safe to say when I woke up this morning (The day before my birthday) I wasn't feeling to hot. I invested in some Cold and Flu tablets at some point today (its all a bit hazy and I cant exactly pinpoint when the exact moment was) and another packet of Strepsils as well as the trusty old butter menthols that just seem to calm me - like a placebo from my childhood, a various assortments of 100% fruit juices and a trolly full of soup and lots of vegetables I headed home. Now the sneezing starts again!

Charmed I'm Sure!

I started reading this book a few days ago - I'm not normally into the supernatural / fantasy types but willing to give anything a try once! 

Monday, 24 June 2013

Tooting my own Horn!

I am undecided weather to go to bed and sleep, watch a movie or keep downloading and updating my Iphone and Ipod with all the amazing gadgets and things that I have been lost in for hours! I am such a multi-tasker - I have managed to research and write 2 articles today, and research two more, read 30 pages of a novel, watch 2 movies, cook a yummy dinner, drink 3 cups of tea, have a bath, check out new heels on various websites, update various social medias, create accounts and profiles on 4 different freelance job-sites, watch Youtube videos, write blog posts, answer 30 emails, send out 10 of my own, and wash 4 loads of washing in my bath because my washing machine broke down, and all of this with a throat that feels like razor blades when I swallow!
I dont like to toot my own horn - but TOOT TOOT!!!!!!!

What's it all mean?

Despite having the flu, I feel really awesome about so many other things! Kind of like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders over the weekend and I can see clearly for the first time in along time! Maybe because its my birthday this coming Thursday and I'm turning 34, or maybe I finally realised what I need to Do too be happy! I have a great job, I am surrounded by friends and family and have cut all the shit out of my life! I'm planning an overseas trip and I'm getting a book published!!!
Life doesn't get much better than this and hasn't been for a long time! 
Thank god for happiness!!!!!!

Sunday, 23 June 2013


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Movie Marathon

As previously mentioned, I had a huge night on Friday night and was severely hungover yesterday, but I thought the whole day would have been a waste of time due to the fact that I didn't leave my bed till 1pm and I could still taste the saki. However, I managed to watch quiet a few movies that I hired from the video shop,  which actually happens to be work for me! The more movies I watch the better informed I am when I write articles and books. How you might ask? Well I write contemporary romances and chic lit books and if I want to become a better writer I have to watch as many movies in similar genres as I can as well as read as many books as I can get my hands on.
 How is this helping me you ask??? The more I read and watch the better my writing becomes - I get inspired to do what they do and create things that are amazing, different, funny and well received! It's research! 
  God I love my job! It's awesome in so many ways I can't begin to tell you! Anyway,  I took the now watched movies back to the shop and hired 10 more. So the rest of the afternoon and into the night that's what I will be doing as well as trying to get some reading, cooking and blogging in!
What are you filling your Sunday with???

not long to go now!~

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Friday, 21 June 2013

This Weekend and beyond....

Can't wait for tonight - I'm hitting up Benihana's for dinner with a big group of people 'Oh Saki Saki', and then going to the Casino after to play black and red!

Tomorrow I am focusing on my hangover -yes I preempting what will no doubt be a massive waste of a day.

Sunday I am going to be writing all day for my freelance job which will keep me busy all the way up too my birthday on Thursday! Where I will be going to lunch and having a nice dinner somewhere!
The Friday will see me getting a haircut and Saturday is the big one - My Birthday Party Night, One of my best friends is flying down especially from Hamilton Island and we are going to Stay at Hilton Residences in Surfers, Dinner and extensive COCKtails at BCL then on to Swingin Safari to get our dance on!

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

George Plimpton!

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Where are all the blog posts...

You may or may not be wondering why my blog posts have been in scarce supply over the last few weeks, and are waiting patiently for some more witty/crazy/loose/silly/fun writing that sometimes appears on this blog!
Basically I have been doing all that, but for a freelance job for a 'casual dating how to guide' destined to appear on a website! The website responsible for my absentee blog posts will be up and running in about two weeks, and I will gallantly provide links too it for your amusement in due time!
Dead-set, some of the stuff I have written is pure gold and fucking hilarious and believe me you wont be disappointed! It's a guide - but comes across in a funny, naughty way that makes reading it rather enjoyable if I do say so myself!
Anyway I'll let you be the judge, so stay tuned for all the deets, and in the meantime I promise to provide you with something interesting to read in the next few days xx

Monday, 17 June 2013

Sunday, 16 June 2013

Saturday, 15 June 2013

How to meet the right one, have a fling or find someone into the crazy sexual shit you are in 2013!!!

I'm reading a really hilarious book at the moment about three friends who are having trouble finding a normal girlfriend/boyfriend, and they have decided to place an add in the Sunday paper looking for someone to meet/date/fuck! They were debating weather or not it was just for desperate people who can't find a love match or not!

'Remember the pact we made last night? About Writing ads for each other?'
Ruby and MArtin groaned like a pair of teenagers being reminded of a promised visit to the zoo with great Aunt Sarah.
"I think me should go for it!'
Lou's enthusiam was met by two blank stares.
'You both thought it was a good idea last night,' she said defensively.
"I cant be held responsible for anything I say under the influence of Bollinger,' said Martin.
'But why shouldnt it work?' Lou persisted. 'Susannah and Winky met through a personal ad.'
'They'd have met at the Kennel Club eventually,' said Martin. 'It's not going to happen for any of us Lou. Get real.'
Ruby smiled into her coffee cup, tacitly agreeing with Martin. But that morning Lou was uniusually bullish.
'Well, I dont think you should be so quick to dismiss my idea,' she told them. 'We're all single. We all want to meet people, dont we?'
'Yeah but not losers,' Martin Sneered.
"You're so pessimistic,' sighed Lou.
"Realistic,' he said, 'is the word.'

Getting Personal - Chris Manby.

It got me wondering about books written before the internet, and  if they are now obsolete because of all the shit that has gone down with technology since the 2000's hit us. I mean are these books worth reading now or are they even relevant? I can look back and say 'oh remember when' but do people want to keep reading this? It was great when it came out, and I'm into reading a lot of different stuff from different time periods especially books from long ago, but you know that they wont have technology in them. Books written even 10 years ago when people were carrying around brick like mobiles and thinking they where cool, till now where technology is moving so fast. How do you write that into a book without slotting it into a time period and not knowing weather it will be relevant in a  few years, and if people will go 'oh this book is years old there still using an iphone.' These books wont stand the test of time, and will probably be relegating into a time slot when that went down. Its hard to say weather or not this will happen, and if people will want to go back and revisit this time period were there is so much going on - or will it be chucked?

I have recently been writing articles for a Casual dating website, and the technology today doesn't require ads in a  paper  by some desperate guy or women, although you cans till place one, but the online casual dating world is in full swing, so there isn't really any need now is there? The stigma surrounding it seems to have lifted, as people realize that they are not getting sex, and this is the best way to meet someone to have casual sex with. Then there's the true blue dating to find a partner or wife sites, that I thought were for desperate people even up until a couple of years ago. I mean if you can't meet a normal guy living his life then what the fuck is wrong with you? I realize now that I was being a judgmental bitch, just because I have never needed to use these services doesn't mean that people that do are idiots who cant get a date, its just a new way to make it happen.
My cousin for example, had, had a lot of trouble dating the right guys, she kept meeting men who she thought where great and then she would realize months into the relationship that he was an absolute fuck head and have to ditch him. She joined an online match site to find a guy and she did, and I have never seen her happier. She said it was really good because she could pick out all the things that she wanted in a guy and the site matched her with men that fit that category effectively eliminating guys who she wouldn't get along with.  You can find just about anything your looking for online if your into BDSM then you can find someone who has the same interests as you and hook up , I think you know where this list could go so I wont elaborate. And maybe online dating is the way of the future> Who knows but there are a lot of people will to give it a go!!!

Friday, 14 June 2013

Getting Personal

After the food fight, during which one of the bridesmaids almost lost an eye to a handful of sugared almonds, Susannah and Winky's sophisticated wedding reception had rapidly descended into anarchy. Susannah's millionaire father had generously catered four bottles of vintage Champagne for each and every guest and this incredible extravagance was creating an ugly backlash. Four of the rugby players were stark naked on the dance floor. One of them appeared to have stuck the stem of his corsage down the eye of his penis and was using the flower to point suggestively at any girls he fancied. Ruby could only wonder what he might tell the Accident and Emergency staff later on.

Chris Manby 

Mystery Women!!!!


The mystery women is my sisterSamantha:-)

Thursday, 13 June 2013

A Note from Danielle Steel for June ‘13

I make a point of checking out Danielle Steels official website at least once a month to keep up to date with the my favorite and most successful and talented writer in my genre! And I like to share some of her stuff here with you on my blog because she is such an inspiration to me and my writing! 

Dear Friends,
I love summer, and June, which officially marks the beginning of the season, is one of my favorite months, with great weather, fun plans, and Father’s Day to honor the fathers and father figures in our lives.
Graduations happen in June, or even earlier, in May. This will be the first year we haven’t had a graduation to celebrate in our family in a long time.
And by now, most people have made, or started to make, their summer plans.
My paperback of Friends Forever is coming out this month, and I hope you include it in your summer reading, and take it on vacation or to the beach!!
Danielle Steel
- See more at: http://daniellesteel.com/blog/a-note-from-danielle-for-june-13/#sthash.gU6XtHQe.dpuf

Decisions, decisions.......

I have been putting in some long hours on a freelance job and this afternoon found myself napping on the lounge for 5 minutes. Yes I was disturbed, so feeling groggy and a bit pissed off, I threw myself into the shower hoping that it would produce some of the vigor I needed to organised dinner and get on with the mass of articles I still have to write. I managed to get a lot of work done today, and tonight, and at 10:40pm I have given myself a little break which we all know means I will never go back to it. So my decision doesn't actually concern weather or not I should power through the night and get some work done its what sort of food tickles my fancy while I start reading a new book that's begging to be started. Its pretty cold here, and having had dinner hours ago and being a healthy food lover I wonder if I should go down the chicken and sweet corn soup route or make myself some tea and toast?

That one kiss

It felt as if all the kisses he'd never given her were concentrated in that one kiss. 

Katie Fforde

So many articles, so little time!

I have 14 articles to complete in 2 days and instead of ripping into them like a women possessed I am laying on my lounge in my PJ'S reading a book! You can't put a time limit on the fabulous thoughts that come out of your head! I am an artist waiting for the inspiration to hit... I can't help it if that happens to be 10:45pm and I should be in bed!!!

Katie Fforde

'Thea! I'll never leave you to your own devices again! What in hell have you been up to?'
'Not as much as I would have liked'

Artistic Licence


I have 4533 followers on goggle+ now to just get them to all come over to my blog and follow me here! 
Also you may have noticed that I am getting very near 100 000 views on this blog which is super exciting to me! Thanks for stopping by and reading my randomness!!!

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Waiting on my cover...

Seriously it can take a really long time to get a book published! There is so much that goes into publishing a book and actually getting it to the point where it is sitting in your hands and you can pat yourself on the back for a job well done! Nope I'm not there yet! I'm waiting patiently (impatiently) for the book cover designer guys to send me the two possibilities, and it feels like I have been waiting months and months! (I HAVE)
I emailed my contact today and asked in a really nice polite way when she thinks I may see some sort of progress, and hopefully I hear back from her in the next day so I can give y'all an idea when it will be available to purchase from bookshops, online and electronically! Its been a long time coming but will be totes worth the wait when I have it on my own personal bookshelf and am celebrating its release with a few cheeky glasses of expensive champagne and my best friend!

Until then, I'll be writing up a storm for my freelance jobs, trying to complete the 6th draft for my new book Ally in Disguise which you can read all about if you click the link at the top of this page, reading many books, updating all my social medias, and trying to let my hair down. Its my birthday soon the 27th June to be exact and I have a huge and wonderful weekend planned with my girls at a unit in Surfers and I'm sure we will get up to a lot of mischief ;-)

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Casual dating!

Yep, I'm still writing articles for the casual dating site guide about friends with benefits!
I'm actually now an expert in all there is too know about hooking up on casual dating sites online lol! Interesting the stuff I know! 

Monday, 10 June 2013

More Writing

Today I am focusing on writing some articles for my Friends with Benefits freelance job. I have 21 more articles to write after this one and they are all 700 - 1000 words! Might not be enough hours in the day to actually achieve this by Friday, but I'll def give it a go!

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Writing in Heels - New look

I have been working on giving Writing in Heels a new look over the weekend! I still have a bit of fiddling to do, but so far I am happy with the results! I hope you like it too. A change is as good as a holiday people!

Saturday, 8 June 2013


My head hurts!

I woke up this morning with a pounding headache, and no its not because I got smashed last night. I worked until the wee hours on some articles for a freelance job I'm doing and was woken up at the crack of dawn by two very noisy people! Despite the two period pain tablets I took in lieu of any available panadol it won't go away! Going home to lay on the lounge to watch some movies and relax!!!!!

Friday, 7 June 2013

'How to' Casual Dating tips

I'm doing some freelance articles for how to - casual dating sites and I must admit its very interesting. The research is not making me blush, not sure what could do that anymore? Although there are still hair twirling moments to be had! I'm not jaded; but porn and sex on the reg can make it all a bit common and not so gasp inducing! Don't get it twisted though there is always something you could do to turn me on but not a lot embarrasses me anymore! I could actually do with a few hair twirling moments right about now!!!!


Thursday, 6 June 2013

What I want!!!

I want to do something big, you know! Make my mark!!!!

growing up, changing, thinking, being!

 Over the last few weeks I have been coming to terms with certain things and maturely thinking about certain situations in my life that I have been hanging onto for no good reason, and effectively deciding that I need to start thinking a whole different way. Maybe because my professional life is going so well, I am starting to question other parts of my life and maybe I have been crazy and stupid and silly and need to rein it in and just focus on what means the most with me, my family, my friends and my writing. That's all that matters!!!

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

What? I'm in the middle of a chapter!! Go away till I'm done!!

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Gone with the Wind!!!

Artistic Licence.

'You're holding out on me.'
'Why shouldn't I? I don't tell my story to just anyone, you know.'
'I'll tell you mine if you'll tell me yours.'
He gave her the sort of smile which causes a reluctant awakening in the region of her libido. Thea had almost forgotten she still had a libido, it had been so long since she had allowed herself feelings like that. 

Katie Fforde.

Fabulous Library!

Monday, 3 June 2013

My Archives are a real treat!!!

I was looking back over the 1884 blog posts I have previously written and thought I would share some of the funnier more interesting ones with you here in a blog post for your enjoyment and mine! There are so many more little gems waiting for you in the archives located to your right about three quarters of the way down the page!!!

Master The Walk The High Heels Helpline Series

Its a god damn heat wave!


A women in desperate need of orthodontic work...

A Conversation about women's private parts

I wasn't aloud to watch it because my mum thought I would get pregnant!

Lets play doctors!

Absolutely not! We have to stick to the plan!

Or do we? You keep saying one thing, but we both know you don't mean it! Actions speak louder than words!!!

Sunday, 2 June 2013

Hook up guide

I'm having a lot of fun writing an intro for a hookup website about Friends with Benefits!!!!! If I get this right I will be writing the whole website.... How cool is that!!! 

Saturday, 1 June 2013

No Guns! Never guns, just a trank gun!

I'd rather, if there has to be weapons, why don't people just brandish trank guns?
A guy breaks in, you shoot him with your trank gun, and call the cops after tying him to a chair. Whilst your waiting apply a face full of hookeresque makeup and spritz him with some sweet smelling toilet spray so he fits right in in jail.
Moreover, imagine a drive by with trank guns, so much funnier to watch, but no blood and death. Or even a shoot out with trank guns, backup arrives to everyone sleeping soundly. I could just go on and on forever about different but equally interesting scenarios..but I am sure you get the picture!!!